Rambany Flash's World Trip

Due to our one-man-staff for programming and translations the progress in the journal isn't that big but we'll try to enlarge it constantly so you can read more and more about this amazing world trip.

Current entry:

September 25th 2008
It all started when we went to that club in LA. Not the best club but a ONE MAN SHOW saved the day. There was this "gal" on the dance floor giving lap dances and one guy from our group shoved me in "her" direction. What the fuck, man?! Not for a gazillion dollars! But he on the other hand, overzealous as he was started dirty dancing with her. After three minutes I thought that it was enough punishment for shoving me and I told him that the gal's actually a guy!?! He directly made a U turn and cursed everything…

I don't think he would have been able to sleep for several days if some other womanizer hadn't cut in. So that new guy and the "gal" gave us the short version of Dirty Dancing in 20 minutes. I don't know which one of them was more happy. He was already thinking about the night and gave his buddies a thumb up behind "her" back. At that point they were still jealous until one of us had the courage to tell the ladykiller the truth about his latest catch. YOU COULD SEE DEATH IN HIS EYES!!! He clutched at his chest and had problems breathing. He was on the verge of a mental breakdown. Then one of his pals told us: "He kissed that GUY…" OHHHH, shit motherfucker!

After that we did a whole lot of sightseeing… Hollywood… it was really interesting to observe. Venice beach or as I like to call it FREAK BEACH! The district where we spent the night was really cool. Finally I met up with Mary Jane (medical wheat) and we had a great time. I even befriended the tyke of the house but the porcelain dolls really gave me the creeps!

I'm in Hawaii again, just like a boomerang, I always come back… I'm overjoyed right now, because I managed to get a visa last-minute. Tomorrow the journey continues. Suffice it to say: 20 hours time difference!?!!?